The Electronic Medicines Compednium have produced Medcines guides for patients. These also include the correct way to pronounce the drug. http://www.medicines.org.uk/guides
For example, Bendroh-flu-meth-eye-ahzide and Dye-peer-rid-ah-mole.
Co-codamol
@Jonesy147: my grandmother used to say ‘co-dominal’ rather than co-codamol
@Clareylang: Codramol,
Bendroflumethiazide
@SowTomorrow: Try keeping a straight face at an old lady who says “it’s those tablets that sound like ‘Bend Me OverTheFireside’!”
@impure3 I think bendro-whatsit is the most common
Clopidogrel
@arleniebeanie: clopiDOGrel!
@jonathanmason: “cloppy dog rell”
@SusieMinney: Cloppy-dog-rel
@mrdispenser Sloppydogrel
Paracetamol
@alkemist1912 I’m sure one of my older patients asks for -barry-shit-em-alls
@kevfrost: honourable mention forparacetamoxybendrofruseneomyocin?
Ibuprofen
@SusieMinney Ibooprofen (from a fellow pharm tech)
@HelenRoot izobuzafen
@pillmanuk eye-boo-pho-fen
Omeprazole
@Clareylang: Codramol, Ompazol,
Louise Isobel Henry: Omi prazolly
Miscellaneous
@googlybear84: Diposlack Ointment (Diprosalic) , Primigone(Piriton) & Calvaline Cream (Calamine)
@PatelSuk: Staff dispense Naftidoodidaties (naftidrofuryl)
@EmmTurner: woman on phone asking if we had something in stock ‘sexisenadine’ (fexofenadine).
@jonathanmason: I had a patient who referred to her “niffy dip ins”
@jonathanmason: my old gran referred to Movelat as move-it gel
@HelenRoot: And the obvious anus-ol
@tonyrob77: also like Cacit pronounced as ‘Kackit’ andFybogel pronounced as ‘Fi-boh-gull’
@darkvignette Once got asked for some Robin Cousins cough medicine (Robitussin)
@tonyrob77 always remember an old lady asking me for ‘Methadone Tonic’ (she meant Metatone of course)
@SowTomorrow Ferocious sulphate.
@Suepharm Had elderly gent asking for Neck. Finally turned out to be Head and Shoulders.
@EmilyJaneBond82 discojesus (distalgesic) and CandyStatton (candesartan) my two favs
@Lauraberrycakes: Lansarope (as in sounds like the placeLansarote) for lansoprazole!
@frandavi99: i-prat-opium
@cathrynjbrown: hali-bori-orange as well
@mraparmar: I’ve got a pt who’s adamant her blood pressure meds are called “Rap-ri-mil”…I don’t have the heart to tell her she’s wrong.
@arleniebeanie: also had dippymole instead of dipyridamoleonce!
@Mumgonecrazy: flufloxacillin
@Planet_Jackie: One guy asked for his ‘sillyarse’ tablets……he meant Cialis LOL
@MaryP58: slimvastatin – so close. The marketing team missed a trick there.
@pillmanuk: a-rato-va-stan
@alkemist1912: Lactu-loose!!!
Selinahuihoong: Celebrate instead of Celebrex
@Cathrynjbrown: I always enjoy monkeylast
@Planet_Jackie: An old lady handed me a note, she’d written down her med to be repeated it said ‘Lovethyroxine’
Wendy Finney: carbellomarzipan !
Rebecca Ross: My dispenser called pregabalin ‘preg balling’
@TheCynicalRPh Here’s a story for you. Day shift pharmacist says we have a patient with cocksucky virus. He meant this -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coxsackievirus
Have a look at this great video:
May 27th, 2012 at 9:23 pm
This blog is funny .. But to find that clip is the icing on the cake!!! @MrDispenser my dispenser calls lamotrigine = lamborghini, tibiolone = toblerone .. “Am-I-triptyline?” ” I don’t know, are you?!” ..
May 28th, 2012 at 6:22 pm
Amplo-pidine
Amlo-de-pine
Co-comadol
May 29th, 2012 at 4:46 am
Here’s some of my favorites (phonetically written):
Sim-a-va-satin instead of sim-va-statin
Meto-pro-lawl instead of me-toe-pra-lawl (even pharmacists say this one incorrectly!)
hyd-klow-thee-zide
Great post!
June 1st, 2012 at 9:34 pm
Fellow dispenser of 13+ years insists on lacto-loose (lactulose) and anemone (enema) as well as the customer favourite ibrufen (ibuprofen). That’s the Scottish for you!
August 1st, 2012 at 7:50 pm
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October 10th, 2012 at 8:06 pm
Today my dispenser asked me where the thick-o was, thixoD was on the shelf!!