1] @Genty_Rocks: Just finished my shift at 11pm and am back at 7am.
2] @MrDispenser: You bought 10000 boxes of simvastatin 40mg and then the surgery decided to listen to MHRA guidance for a change.
3] @googlybear84: It’s your turn to open up and you haven’t been given any keys.
4] @MrDispenser: Your superintendent/boss is following you on Twitter.
5] @Cleverestcookie: You took your furosemide at 6pm.
6] @MrDispenser: You forgot to send the order.
7] @shn86: You forgot your WWHAM questions when selling a box of paracetamol
8] @Cleverestcookie: You’ve just woken from a nightmare in which someone was cutting up calendar packs.
9] @shn86: Your locum was a right fittie & you turned up to work looking like a tramp.
10] @MrDispenser: That angry old lady is coming in tomorrow and Vagifem is on quota.
11] @sheeba_x: You left a controlled drug on the checking bench!
12] @Cleverestcookie: Because tomorrow is Monday and you’re excited about working again
13] @Cleverestcookie: You’re locuming at the busy supervised methadone pharmacy where all the clients are related and look similar.
14] @Cleverestcookie: You’re locuming at that pharmacy again with no staff, aggressive customers and poor stock control.
15] @Cleverestcookie: Just remembered that you promised to deliver a prescription on the way home and it’s still on the bench.
16] @EmilyJaneBond82: Too busy making voodoo dolls of the pharma reps that pester you when you’re trying to eat your lunch.
17] @MrDispenser: Stupid PCT pharmacist convinced the GP to stop prescribing me zopiclone.
18] @MrDispenser: That angry old man is coming in the morning and Cialis is on quota.
19] @MrDispenser: You ran out of methadone and so used washing up liquid. Addicts did not notice.
20] @MrDispenser: You haven’t met your weekly MUR target of 100.