Mr Dispenser’s pharmacy is a forward thinking organisation and is honoured to create a new position in pharmacy: The receptionist
Must be a stubborn, miserable individual and have balls of steel (Not literally. See Dr Christian if literally)
Be able to takes ages in answering the phone.
Be able to handle being the first port of call for the patient
Ability to grill patients as to why they want to see the pharmacist
Telling patients that they wont be able to see the pharmacist until a week on Tuesday.
Not let doctors get through on the phone if they wish to speak to the pharmacist
Will be expected to give pharmaceutical advice with no training provided
Be able to charge for sample bottles
Explain that the pharmacist is busy, even though he is visible drinking a cold cup of tea.
Be able to refer patients to the GP as the pharmacist is busy
Be able to give out confidential information over the phone without checking who the caller is.
Be able to look down on people
Salary: Minimum wage
Closing date: 1st April
Please apply via twitter