1. You do not talk about patients outside the pharmacy.
2. You do NOT talk about patients outside the pharmacy, except on twitter.
3. If someone says ‘stop’ or the inspector visits, the pharmacy is over.
4. Only two guys maximum should work at any one pharmacy. Any more is unnatural.
5. Only deal with one patient at a time. Wait in line!
6. No white coats, no trainers.
7. Inappropriate conversations in the pharmacy will go on for as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first time at PHARMACY CLUB, you have to put the kettle on.