@JonF: Don’t believe anything an addict tells you.
@mrdispenser: Dont sell two ventolin evohalers for £7
@mrdispenser: Pharmacy is a small world. I probably went to university with someone that you know.
@cathrynjbrown: Mobile phones are a handy tool, but make sure you’re not just texting/tweeting your mates.
@thorrungovind: It’s mandatory to wear a full lab coat, surgical mask and safety glasses whenever you are in the pharmacy.
@thorrungovind: Thou shall not call drugs ‘sweets’.
@thorrungovind: Thou shall not steal pens from drug reps.
@thorrungovind: You must be able to recite the BNF backwards.
@josephbush: Never believe any health story that appears in the Daily Mail. Correction – never believe anything in the Daily Mail.
@laura_anne182: When doing locum/relief work, don’t bother bringing an expensive fancy pen. You will never see it again.
@thorrungovind : A customer WILL come in and ask you to draw the chemical structure of Aspirin
@I_Q_Balls: Start watching X Factor, Big Brother & any other garbage on television if you want to join in the conversations on Monday morning
@rmoomim1: If there’s a lull in customers on a busy day, go to the loo, even if you only need to go a little bit
@mrdispenser: All staff like fresh cream cakes, especially those on diets.
@david_loughlin: Don’t be afraid to say no. And don’t be afraid of the kettle!
@NavinSewak: If a doctor says ‘trust me I’m a doctor’ be very suspicious!