Mr Dispenser: I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money due to the global recession and category M. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over summer vacation placements, 4 years of university and one year’s training. Skills that make me a nightmare for doctors. If you let my pen go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Patient: Woah, woah, woah. Have your pen back. I’m off to Boots…
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