Pharmacy has a lot in common with Star Wars..
@JonnyB_at_RMP: ever met a Jedi GP receptionist? “These are not the scripts you are looking for”…!
@mrdispenser: GP Yoda: the correct dose it is
@LSD_Locums: Darth Patient: I want you to search it again; I am not leaving without my Rx
@JonnyB_at_RMP: The AAH delivery van is running late again: the fastest hunk o’ junk in the galaxy!
@LSD_Locums: Well, given the fact that Mr Dispenser is already a BMF, he has to be Mace Windu….
@LSD_Locums: GPhC Emperor: you scruffy pharmacists are no match for the power of my epic lawsuit and threat of closure….
@mrdispenser: Jabba the Hut is upset that Orlistat is out of stock
@LSD_Locums: Bowsk the bounty hunter is annoyed because there are still probs with Oilatum….
@mrdispenser: Qui-Gon Jinn the pre-reg tutor is keeping an eye on Anakin the Pre-reg
@mrdispenser: R2-D2 the pharmacy robot has broken down again
@LSD_Locums: C-3PO the area manager has come to chat about missing targets
@mrdispenser: Han Solo the locum is late again….
@LSD_Locums: and he texts his mate Lando about working in his shop one day
@JonnyB_at_RMP: How about the Republic’s latest treatment for osteoporosis, R-chew D-3. I know, that’s terrible.
@LSD_Locums: Would there be an NRT called Chewbacca?
@JonnyB_at_RMP: personally I’m still looking for the ‘small thermal exhaust port’ on the side of Boots head office
@PharmakeusPrime: “you practiced in that dispensary ? You’re braver than I thought!”
@LSD_Locums: “I am NOT a formulary!”
@PharmakeusPrime: “the MPharm Course is what gives a pharmacist their powers. It’s like an energy field that unites us”
@LSD_Locums: we forgot superintendent Leia
@PharmakeusPrime: you have learned much pre-reg. But you are not a pharmacist yet
@LSD_Locums: “if you fire me now, I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine”
@LSD_Locums: Luke, I am Big Pharma
@PharmakeusPrime: Luke, I know we booked you for the Hoth branch but we need you to work in the Dagobah branch instead
@LSD_Locums: Pharmacy owner Tarkin to SI Leia: you don’t know how hard I found it, signing over your shares
@PharmakeusPrime: I’m amazed you had the courage to sign off these SOPs yourself
@PharmakeusPrime: So you have a twin sister. If you won’t work for Lloyd’s maybe she will…
@PharmakeusPrime: Evacuation ? At our moment of triumph? Could the Picolax not have waited?
@dressage_diva: Luke, use the force of the spray twice a day
@LSD_Locums: I’ve just made a 3 for 2 deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever…
@PharmakeusPrime: I used to bullseye 25ml bottles into a T6 carton back home.
@JohnnyB_at_RMP: I heard medicines optimisation was just a ‘hokey religion’