1] Santa Claus is coming to town: “He’s making a list, And checking it twice; Gonna find out Who’s naughty and nice”
Is Santa a GPhC inspector?
2] Last Christmas: “Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but the very next day, you gave it away”
Clearly, this is about the time I gave Mrs Smith an emergency supply of Cardicor last Christmas and she promised she would start bringing her in her prescriptions but she was lying!
3] Feed the World: “Do they know it’s Christmas time again?
NO, THEY BLOODY DONT! TWO DAYS! TWO BLEEDING DAYS! THAT’S ALL WE ARE SHUT!… I’m ok now
4] All I want for Christmas: “I don’t want a lot for Christmas, There is just one thing I need”
My 15 item prescription dispensing at 17.55pm on Xmas Eve…
5] Merry Xmas [War is Over]: “ Let’s stop all the fight Now”
GP receptionist and pharmacy staff should get on with each other
6) Fairytale of New York: “They got cars big as bars /They got rivers of gold” –
7) Rudolph the red nose reindeer: “Had a very shiny nose,/And if you ever saw it,/You would even say it glows.” –
Does sir require a decongestant and some nose balm?
8) Step into Christmas: “Welcome to my Christmas song/ I’d like to thank you for the year/ So I’m sending you this Christmas card /To say it’s nice to have you here” –
Aw shucks but where is our tin of biscuits?!