Pharmacy Chat Up Lines


1] Mr Dispenser: Is it me or is there an interaction between us?

2] Martin M: Is that a Zoladex in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

3] @ZainyBebe: ‘lucky for you I’m ‘Thick n Easy”!!

4] Lisa J K: Apply me to your sensitive area.

5] Stephen S: Would you prefer something to suck on?

6] @bbbbarrel: I think I can stop my risedronate from now on because you have significantly increased my bone strength

7] Shikha R-T: Is your name flecainide? Cause u just made my heart skip a beat.

8] Martin P: Put your white coat on, you’ve pulled…

9] @ArvindSami91: You need to add me to methadone register, because I’m addicted to you

10] Mr Dispenser: I have sugar free methadone because I’m sweet enough

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