1] Ring them and ask if they have done a prescription for Hugh Jass
2] @dodgychemist: Tell all the local tramps that there’s somewhere warm with chairs where they can spend most of the week.
3] Ring every hour to see if they are open
4] @dodgychemist: Tell them clocks have gone back so they need to open for 101 hours this week
5] Send in your mum with her 15 item script at 10.59pm
6] @dodgychemist: Phone and ask if they do enough items to cover their electric bills
7] Send your horrible patients to them
8] @dodgychemist: Stick a “2 hour waiting time” notice in their window
9] Let pharmacy students know on Twitter and FB that if they ever need any help with coursework or any pharmacy questions then to ring the 100 hour pharmacy
10] @dodgychemist: When I’m bored I sometimes phone the 100 hour pharmacy and get them to order high value goods for me and promise to bring in a Rx.