Monthly Archives: July 2013

Friends and the @pharmacyshow

As some of you may know, the sequel to my book is launching at this years Pharmacy Show in Birmingham on the 29th and 30th September. If you register or have registered via my link then you will get a free pen. I am also pleased to announce that you will also get a free copy of my second book if you register using the link which is:

http://www.thepharmacyshow.co.uk/mrdispenser

I look forward to seeing you there!

So uni never told you life was gonna be this way
Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your bonus is D.O.A.
Your staff are sick and start to disappear
Two MURs a day 400 for the year, but

I’ll be there for you
(When the tea starts to pour)
I’ll be there for you
(That customer has a cold sore)
I’ll be there for you
(Until my shift ends at two)

You’re still in bed at ten and work began at eight
You’ve left your pen at home, so far things are going great
Your lecturer warned you there’d be days like these
But she didn’t tell you about the old lady who wants to show you the rash on her knees and

I’ll be there for you
(When the tea starts to pour)
I’ll be there for you
(That customer has a cold sore)
I’ll be there for you
(Until my shift ends at two)

Your staff are sick and start to disappear
Two MURs a day and 400 for the year, but

I’ll be there for you
(When the tea starts to pour)
I’ll be there for you
(That customer has a cold sore)
I’ll be there for you
(Until my shift ends at two)

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Mr Dispensers Law

Have you heard of Mr Dispensers Law? I’m sure you have. It states that if something can go wrong it will go wrong. Unfortunately it always to the same patient, poor Mr Smith!

Here are ten reasons why we were unable to deliver his medicines.

1) His Oilatum was unavailable last year for months. He didn’t believe me.

2) His isosorbide mononitrate was unavailable due to an explosion at the factory. He didn’t believe me.

3) The fridge failed so we were unable to supply his proctosedyl suppositories. He didn’t believe me.

4) His Wockhardt generic meds got recalled by the manufacturer. He didn’t believe me.

5) The wholesaler sent the wrong item. He didn’t believe me.

6) The wholesaler driver got a flat tyre so was unable to come that day. He didn’t believe me.

7) His Cialis was on quota. He didn’t believe me.

8) His prescription was waiting to be signed by the doctor. He didn’t believe me.

9) After six years of him waiting in the shop with his 20 item script, we persuaded him to sign up to the reorder scheme and get his medication delivered. It snowed. Our driver couldn’t deliver. He didn’t believe me.

10) We were shut on Christmas Day and Boxing Day. He didn’t believe me.