Everyday I read about a magical cure on the internet that make amazing health claims. I wonder how easy it is to just make one up…
1] @The_Eye_Doctor: Putting milk in your eye will treat conjunctivitis
2] @SparkleWildfire: Soothe away arthritis pains by washing your hair with all-natural, drug-free golden syrup
3] @KevPharmacist: Eat nothing but chocolate for five years and you’ll never be bothered by asthma again.
4] @SparkleWildfire: Rubbing your face against a TV screen whilst EastEnders is on cures back pain
5] @SiobhanAbrahams: Simple linctus helps a cough
6] @Alrob85: Keep a potato in your trousers to prevent type II diabetes
7] @ianthunderroad: Shoving raw mince up your arse cures Crohn’s
8] @ianthunderroad: Reading the Daily Mail, causes but also cures cancer
9] @SparkleWildfire: Copious amounts of cake cures guttate psoriasis
10] @Alrob85: Rubbing a sage leaf on your nose cures gonorrhoea
11] @ianthunderroad: Lactulose is a very effective cough remedy.
12] @MrDispenser: Using Just for Men hair dye cures heterosexuality
13] @MagneticFlea: Women should not cook or clean during their period.
14] @Pharmusician: Jaffa cakes prevent migraine
15] @MrDispenser: Reading the BNF cures insomnia. Oh wait…
16] @SparkleWildfire: Leaving some flowers to rot in sunlight then diluting them with brandy cures mood disorders
17] @SparkleWildfire: Booping a cat’s nose three times with a haggis cures period pain.
18] @SparkleWildfire: Protect yourself from dangerous radiation (and pesky foreigners) by hiding under a copy of the Daily Mail at all times.
19] @lemonianta: Eating honey will stop hives
20] @SparkleWildfire: Eating Super Noodles everyday prevents Japanese Encephalitis.
21] @SiobhanAbrahams: Homeopathy cures all sorts of conditions
22] @MrDispenser: Staying monogamous prevents heartburn
23] @MrDispenser: Snorting Cottage cheese is good for thrush
24] @SparkleWildfire: Rubbing blue cheese into your elbow treats haemorrhoids
25] @MrDispenser: Burning your bra prevents sore nipples
26] @MrDispenser: Saying ‘Candyman’ in the mirror three times reduces wrinkles
27] @MrDispenser: Eating the left crocodile testicle cures sweat rash
28] @MrDispenser: Sucking a cucumber cures erectile dysfunction